Something Good Out of the S.B.A.R. Happenings

I found that at least one of the Robins (maybe they're a couple) actually laid three eggs in the nest that's been under our deck since we've lived at our house.  Two have hatched so far as I know and look like this:

Baby S.B.A.R.'s

Now either the SBARs are being overprotective this year, or they really are just plain Shit Blasting Angry Robins.  I'd like to think the last egg is what still gives them to drive to attack our screens and windows.  My next step might be to put a 0.22 pistol to one of the baby's head and demand the SBARs knock the shit off.  I mean...that might work, right?  See an artist's rendition of the proposed idea below: